We don’t charge you.We supercharge you.
You are driving a 1997 Honda. We put you in a 2026 Revuelto — the same software, agents and founders that fund a hundred businesses a week and run a recovery floor, installed inside your business in ninety days. Website, ads, an AI-worked pipeline, text and voice follow-up, contracts on a phone, a dashboard, your first rep. We get paid out of the lift.
Internal production figures, September 2026. The proof is not a feature list — it is two businesses that were spreadsheets a year ago.
Seven modules. One hamster wheel that never changes.
Brand the company, find the customer, talk to them around the clock, book them, sign them, keep them, count everything, hire the rep. Pest control, pool service, wholesaling, a med spa — the wheel is the same. What changes is the configuration, and we have already built the wheel for ourselves.
01Brand & footprint
A site that ranks in your real markets and reads cleanly to ChatGPT, Perplexity and Google’s AI answers. Google Business and reviews working. Socials posting on a cadence.
02Demand
Meta and Google with attribution to a signed contract. Text and email journeys you own. Every inbound answered in seconds, 24/7, by an agent that sounds like your best rep.
03Hunt
Your ideal customer defined, then found — lists, public records, skip-trace — and worked on a text and call cadence 9–9 in their time zone. A hot board your reps fight over.
04Convert
Book it, quote it from your numbers, generate the contract, sign it on a phone in a parking lot, take the deposit. One rail.
05Fulfil & retain
Stages with automation between them. Follow-ups that never fall out. Renewals, review asks and win-backs on a clock.
06Measure
Source → contact → qualified → offer → contract → cash. Cost per contract by channel. Where leads leak. A briefing every morning.
07People
We recruit, hire and train your first rep on the system. Scorecards and commissions. You move from dialer to operator.
From a form to a machine in ninety days.
Tell us about the business
Ten minutes: your website, seven questions, and — if you have one — your CRM export. No pitch deck, no call yet.
We read it
What the world sees online, how customers arrive today, where the system leaks, what the numbers can carry. The read lands in your inbox with a proposal.
Pick how we get paid
A share of the lift, equity, a fixed fee, or the hybrid we recommend. Hard costs at cost in every structure. Nothing binding until the agreement is signed.
Ninety days
Weeks 1–2 baseline. Weeks 2–6 install around you — nothing switches until it works. Weeks 6–12 ads on, first rep hired, you step off the phones.
Same install. Four ways to pay for it.
Every proposal shows all four with the one we recommend. Hard costs — ads, telephony, data — pass through at cost in every one. The baseline is written from your bank, the lift is counted on the platform, and you see the same ledger we do.
Profit share
20–30% of the gross profit above your baseline. No fee for our people or software.
Best for: The owner who closes and has a system problem.
Hybrid
A small platform retainer that covers seats, telephony and data, plus 20–25% of the lift. Equity option at month twelve.
Best for: Most partners start here.
Equity
10–30% of the company for the technology, the marketing and the operating help. You stay in the seat.
Best for: A real operator with a big ceiling.
Fixed monthly
$7,500–$15,000 a month, hard costs at cost, six-month minimum.
Best for: Bigger operators who want a line item.
Ranges are where proposals start; the number on yours comes from your numbers. Equity is written in a separate agreement with you in the operating seat. Nothing here is an offer to sell or a solicitation to buy any security.
- You do $40,000+ a month and have been at it a year or more
- You (or someone on your team) close — sales works, the system doesn’t
- Your customers are online or on a list, and your offer is repeatable
- Leads live in a spreadsheet, your texts, a CRM nobody works, or your head
- You want to take three weeks off without the pipeline noticing
- You want to outsource selling entirely
- Margins are commodity-thin — there is no lift to share
- You will not move your CRM, communications and e-sign onto our rails (we cannot measure what we cannot see)
- You have tried five agencies and want a sixth
We say no to most applications, the same way our funding desk does. The scarce thing here is the founders’ time, and a partner we cannot lift is a partner we should not take.
The straight answers.
What does “we don’t charge you” actually mean?
On the profit-share and equity structures there is no fee for our people or our software — we are paid out of the lift above a baseline written from your bank at signing. Hard costs — ad spend, telephony and text, data — are always yours, at cost, in every structure. A partner that funds your marketing is an agency, and it dies like one.
How is the lift measured, and who decides the baseline?
The baseline is your trailing twelve months of revenue and gross profit, read from a read-only connection to your business bank account plus your books, written into the agreement at signing and adjusted by month for seasonality. Incremental revenue is counted on the platform — every lead, contract and payment runs through it — and reconciled to the bank monthly. You see the same ledger we do.
Do I have to use your software?
Yes. The CRM, communications, offers, e-sign, payments and dashboard run on Quickie rails so the machine can be installed in weeks and the lift can be measured honestly. Your domain, site, socials, phone numbers and ad accounts stay in your name from day one; your data is yours and exportable.
What kinds of businesses fit?
Owner-operated businesses doing roughly $40,000 a month or more, a year or more in, with real gross margin and customers who can be found online or on a list — home services, real estate investors and wholesalers, med spas and clinics, trades, professional services, restaurants and catering, e-commerce, B2B services. If your customers are online, and 99% are, the machine can find them, talk to them, book them, sign them and keep them.
Who does the work?
The founders and the same agents and software that run Quickie’s own funding desk and recovery floor. An install lead runs the ninety-day checklist; the founders are on the phone with you weekly; the agents work your pipeline around the clock. We also recruit, hire and train your first rep on the system.
Is this a loan or an investment?
Neither, unless we agree on the equity structure. Quickie Ventures is a services-and-technology partnership paid out of results. Equity, when it applies, is written in a separate agreement with you staying in the operating seat. Nothing on this page is an offer to sell or a solicitation to buy any security.
Tell us about the business. We’ll read every line.
Your website, seven questions, your CRM export if you have one. The read and a proposal come back with three ways to pay and the one we would pick.
team@tryquickie.com · subject: Ventures